Unfortunate Sign Burn Outs

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masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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spooky orientations for halloween:

  • lesbooan
  • zombi
  • aliensexual
  • ghostay
  • panskeletonual
  • homorobotmantic
  • straight

that last one is 2 spooky. too much for me!

When you’re on Broadway, the show doesn’t stop so you can go potty. Les Mis is three hours longs ! And, sure, there’s an intermission, but between changing costumes and trying to figure out if Marius is straight you’re not gonna have time to pee. You’ve got to hold it.

— Sutton Foster, as Michelle Simms, in Bunheads, 1x07.

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- on We Heart It.

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This is the best kind of burrito =3=

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#cute animals #cute

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Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.

Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.

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