Unfortunate Sign Burn Outs
Previously: Unfortunate Mugshot Shirts
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
spooky orientations for halloween:
that last one is 2 spooky. too much for me!
“When you’re on Broadway, the show doesn’t stop so you can go potty. Les Mis is three hours longs ! And, sure, there’s an intermission, but between changing costumes and trying to figure out if Marius is straight you’re not gonna have time to pee. You’ve got to hold it.”— Sutton Foster, as Michelle Simms, in Bunheads, 1x07.
- on We Heart It.
This is the best kind of burrito =3=
Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.
Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.